Modest Goals for 2013
I am not very good at having New Year’s Resolutions. This is year I started early, and managed to break one before the New Year. Another I broke on January 1st. So. Pretty much, I’m not having any more resolutions. Just try and live a good life. Whatever that means and involves.
Instead, I have some modest goals for 2013:
- Make steak and kidney pudding.
- FINALLY sit down to watch Woody Allen’s Hannah and Her Sisters
That is all.
Admittedly, the film has been on my to do list for a good 10 years now, so I’m not necessarily optimistic. But, my name is Hannah. I have sisters. This is not a coincidence. Well, the sisters bit is ….
The way ahead is clear.
This is why we’re friends. Except I am not fond of kidneys (as food. I like their function in my life), so take out that bit.
then I shall make you a steak pudding. Or really any other pudding of your choice. Its a representative kind of goal.
I haven’t even managed to make two resolutions. I don’t think I’ve ever made resolutions in my life, actually.
I’d so be in for the pie. Funnily enough, I don’t care for meat as a rule, but I’m so into bizarre offal-type meats. Liver? Kidney? Blood pudding? BRING IT.
Here is an offal based joke for you then:
Q. What is the best thing to put into duck pate?
A: Your teeth!
A man walks into a hospital with a carrot poking out of his eye, a zucchini coming out of his nose, and a banana stuck in his ear. The doctor examines him and says, “Nurse! This man hasn’t been eating properly!”